A
Gentle Senior Lady
I sing a
senile serenade
I ran
life's race and made the grade
I kept
up with the Jones's lot
I'm still
living and they're not!
I sit
and rock or look at flowers
Sometimes
I may stay for hours
I love
love programs on TV
I dream
the studs all pine for me.
My
household is my family
It's
Pusscat, Rex, the fish and me.
Fishing
for Seniors
Seniors are an easy catch
They don’t need to be wooed
Be sure to use the proper bait,
Large quantities of food.
Most times that will bring ‘em in
But if it’s not enough
Just chum the water round the bait
With lots of free-bee stuff
Old Folks Home
The voice
of the pastor comes through
over the
sounds of his congregation,
a small
group of ladies who made it
from bed
to chapel for the early service.
They sit
in pews close to their walkers
or
wheelchairs, scoring brownie points
just in
case there really is a heaven
and
someone at the gate takes notes.
It doesn’t
hurt to believe. If He exists
The points
may be a sound investment.
Most are
women who outlived their men.
They've
already written their memoirs
and are
patiently waiting their turn to die.
Their
daily aches and pains are eased
by friends
who savor detailed accounts
as part of
our routine days so full of trivia
that meal
times are high points of the day.
Eating is
a pleasure, but chatting is better.
There's
always some juicy piece of gossip
or a new
death notice to share with friends.
I arrive
as the service is nearly ending
The
exercise program is due up next.
It was
taped long ago by a resident here,
he’s dead,
the man who taped the tape.
Some of
the congregation has joined us.
My muscles
complain against the things
The dead
man tells me to make them do.
They say
these exercises are low impact
I'm glad I
did them when they are done.
Now it’s
time for art, to paint or something.
My
Electric Chair
My
motorized by power chair
Was loaned
to me by Medicare,
I wish
it’s name was not so square
It’s
really an electric chair
But you
are probably aware
That
executions everywhere
Are done
in an electric chair
Mine just
numbs my derriere.
What’s
Ahead?
What will I be when I retire,
Couch potato or live wire?
In Oklahoma, so they say,
They sit watching hawks all day.
In Miami buzzards fly
Lazy circles in the sky.
Lots of people wonder why
Buzzards round our Courthouse fly
Is it hot air or dead meat?
A need to soar or call to eat.
High or hungry? They may be
Undecided just like me.
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